The Logbook of Schrödinger's Cat

My cat Masha snores. She snores like a cat, of course. Such a cute mmmz, mmmz sound. However, as soon as I bring my cell phone close to her to record this, she raises her head and looks at me like asking "what are you doing?" Even if she sleeps soundly, she just stops snoring when I bring the recording device. Cats are psychics. She also grunts funny when she jumps for a bow. She never meows for food. She meows only when she is bored and wants to play. Or some other incomprehensible reasons that she does not clarify to me. She just whines a little and runs away to her corner, where she has a cat house, tree, scratchers and other personal household items leaving me guessing. Cats!